fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
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Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
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it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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