I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
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