a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
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I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
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These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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