we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
he said i was chugging vodka in the parking lot, gave my # to a married man, started a food fight, and passed out at the bar. how could he NOT consider that a good first date???
Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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