So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
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I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
I've been alternating between telling people I was mauled by a bear or hit by a car to explain the massive unexplainable bruise on my leg. Slightly more worried now that the car idea is believable.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
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I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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