Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
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I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
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Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
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