I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
yea but for you.
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
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Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
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I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century