We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
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Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
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I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
Why is there a wet sock in my garbage? Why did I chug so much red wine? Why was someone signing into my iCloud account at 4 am in China? Why do I do self-destructive reckless things? So many questions.
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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