if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
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Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
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I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
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