i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
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nvm
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
Life without a bra equals bliss.
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
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