As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
Dude, we're at Einstein's Bagels and the dude next to us is spreading cannabutter on his bagel.
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
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