problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Sober January is a disaster.
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
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