and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
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dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
Im in a bar and I just invented a scrabble drinking game. People are cheering. It's like the universe has aligned itself.
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
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You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
Imma need a double jack on the rocks and a BJowsky from the hot bartender.
Yes I said BJOWSKY. Pronounced "buh jow skii".
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
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