I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
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