the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
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The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
Hung over does not do it justice. I am hung like a horse over. I am hungover and over and over. I am hung, drawn and quartered fucking over. They just told me I can't keep my sunglasses on in the office. Fuck drinking with you people.
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she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
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