Left my ID again and at a Giant's game. This is the second time they accepted my handgun safety certificate as proof of ID to buy beer.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
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No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
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Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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