Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
Roman Polanski is more welcome at my daughter's birthday party than you are at that bar
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he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
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Male strippers are involved. You are coming
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
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