i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
After so many times of carrying your puked covered clothes home in a bag on a Tuesday morning, you begin to realize that Fucked Up Mondays aren't a real thing.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
Happiness is having a 12 hour day thinking that there are only 2 beers in the fridge when you get home, but then finding 8. Fuck you Monday, this week I won.
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
It's shark week go big or go home
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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