god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
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Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
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So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
You were having sex very loudly, so I felt it necessary to blast the Thong Song, bust out the trusty old airhorn and walk in on you. MY BAD.
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