I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
I'm babysitting and we're watching Barney and I don't understand why Barney can magically make band hats appear but he makes them make shitty ass instruments.
Barney's a jerk
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
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They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
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He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
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