i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
Randomize
