I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
no you cant smoke seaweed
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
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