Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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