love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
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I realized courtney is my jiminy cricket but instead of preventing me from telling lies she prevents me from fucking strangers
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
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Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
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