is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
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you handed me the dorito you were about to eat and told me to 'keep him safe' while you went to the bathroom
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
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Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
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