I fell asleep next to my cousin and woke up with my hand in her pants because i though it was lisa
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
mom asked me why i'm never sober at family events, i told her i learned it from her.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
i think i scared a bird with my dick
cat food counts as protein by the way
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
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