Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
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He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
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We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
It's like I'm tryna ride my horse through dennis quaid’s vineyard
That's a sexy sentence
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
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