Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
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We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
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She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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