Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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