she looked like the bat from fern gully.
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
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