ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
It just wouldn't be valentines day if i didn't invite 90% of the guys i've slept with to go to the strip club with me
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
Randomize
