hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
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