I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
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I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
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I have sent texts to the pizza delivery guy telling him he was beautiful. Oh and you almost got a ticket for pissing in public. And I smell like cheese.
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
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