Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
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