I think i peed on brittanys purse
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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