I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
Have you ever come so hard that right after you have the urge to yell "make me a sandwich!"? ...I think my ovaries turned into testicles.
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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