his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
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