Would it be weird if I brought slabs of bacon with me to the beach?
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
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