i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
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Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
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First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
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