New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
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I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
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Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
You told the bartender at least five times that you were naming your son "Jagermeister" but you would use the bartender's name "Fernando" as his middle name. You were drunk.
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize