he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
Do you remember whose house we're in?
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