very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
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