No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
It's a "nonproductive" (vocab word) cough. It's like a constant tickle in my throat, like there's a little elf with feathers for feet going Gangnam style on my "uvula" (vocab word).
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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