i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
Randomize
