i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
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dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
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He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
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