Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
I made people serenade her before talking to her and went on a condom run. If I'm going to be in the friend zone, I'm going to be its fucking king.
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
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