It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
I transported a midget tonight. He got beat up by another, midgetier midget. Is it bad that this is what makes me feel compassion after 15 years of being a paramedic?
Midgetier?
Smaller, yet meaner.
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
Apparently nothing brings out sympathy in a barista like asking if they have a hangover special
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
Dicks are not precious.
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