heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
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Caught in the act of lying. Lipstick literally all over his dick. He tried to make some story about darkwing duck or some shit but failed to realize he is a complete moron.
At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
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Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
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