make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
You now have a new job. Call me around 1pm everyday and make sure I've eaten something. All I've had today is dick and cheesecake.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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