Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
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