She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
Dude. The girls called me over to see what they had in their dorm. They snuck in a pigeon in a cardboard box. They named it Quincey. They swear they're sober.
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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