she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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