i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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