i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
I definitely think in addition to buying paint ball guns this summer we should invest in a breathalyzer. That way every drunk night turns into a competition, who can blow over the legal limit more. The loser gets shot while hungover. Shit goes hand in hand if you ask me.
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
I'm drinking coffee out of a pasta sauce jar and eating fruit soaked in Smirnoff. I think I've hit rock bottom.
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
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